Thursday, September 30, 2010

Life update, and the classic problem of the dishes.

Let me just say at the outset that I am definitely writing this instead of an analysis of Wuthering Heights right now. It's okay. My class was cancelled. I don't have to feel guilty about not utilizing my time surplus to its most productive extent. The analysis can wait. The analysis can wait.

Sometimes I don't recognize myself. Three years of undergraduate endeavor has turned me into—or brought out of me, rather—a producer who can't sit still, who isn't happy without doing two things at once, who doesn't have time to get bored because all time must be occupied well, who squeezes 60 or 65 hours' worth of work into a week and still has (a little) time for friends and boyfriend. I'm at a nadir in time demands right now (my two second quad classes haven't started, and neither of the editing projects I've agreed to have begun yet), but I still feel the pull of "Be productive! Be productive! Or you'll never get everything done!" tugging at the edge of my consciousness. It's all I can do to make myself write a whiny, confessional blog post.

But that's not to say I haven't been busy. Things just seem to happen; responsibilities just seem to fall in my lap. And I can't say no to an opportunity—and I even tried to this semester, just to see if I could. Nope. My planner is a better recorder of my recent life than my short-term memory is:

August 26: PW pictures 7 am—I'm on the campus newspaper for the fourth year. Who else would want to take responsibility for the shaky writing and indefatigable typos? This of course also includes waking up at an unconscionable hour for staff pictures because "that was the only time all eleven of us could meet." Good thing I don't have a morning routine.

Rob meeting 9 am—I edited a paper for a professor going to a conference (the same professor whose dissertation I edited last summer). He's one of the most helpful people I've ever met, and he's gotten me several jobs through his referrals.

Grading 2 hours—Another professor asked me to be her grader this year, making her the third prof I've graded for. I love grading. It's the most flexible, mindless task I have.

WC 1 pm to 4: 30 pm—I'm continuing the position I had over the summer because the person I was filling in for moved across the country. I'm an administrative assistant according to my job description, and every day is different: scheduling, phone calls, mailings, inventory, and lots and lots of InDesign as of late, because I'm creating a journal out of the past two years of senior honors projects. I'm also working on my own senior honors project, editing a collection of essays about life after college for women, as part of my position.

September 14: Meet prof 8 am—One of the jobs that my helpful prof got me is editing yet another dissertation. This one is set to start whenever he emails me his first chapter.

September 17: Department party 6 pm—The lit department holds a giant party every year at the home of one of the profs (a strikingly modern and eco-friendly home designed by an architect-husband, incidentally), and this year, my roommate and I brought a swath of not-really-affiliated people to crash. We laughed at the costumes some people elected to wear, jumped on the trampoline, and cringed at the karaoke. Good times.

September 21: Coffee meeting 9 am—I received an email a couple of weeks before this from a professor who said he had passed my name on to a man looking for student editors. I got in contact with the guy and found that he was looking for a more creative, hands-on editing experience than I normally give, so I told him I might not be the best person for the job (see? Totally tried to say no). But he said that after looking at my resume and talking to my references that I had invaluable experience and insight. So I agreed to meet with him in the coffee shop on campus. He was eccentric but apparently well-to-do, and he was willing to pay me just to read through his manuscript and give suggestions, so I told him I'd do it. I'm supposed to get the manuscript this weekend. We'll see how it goes.

September 23: Coffee meeting 9 am—Another professor told me he had given my name to a student of his who was interested in editing. She was a nursing major, he said, but her real passion was editing. I told him I'd be glad to meet with her and give her any advice I could. So we met, and I felt the strange feeling of being an expert of sorts on something. I've so often been the interviewer, not the interviewee, and it was a little exhilarating to be sourced for information.

September 29: Career opportunities seminar 4:15 pm—A professor emailed me a couple of weeks ago asking if I would appear on a panel to talk about my internship experience. I told him I didn't have much but that I'd be glad to do it. So I showed up with nothing but my internal resume, introduced myself by observing that I knew everyone in the room (I did) and saying that some of the audience members might just as well be in my spot, and gave a rundown of all the non-campus publication gigs I've had during college. The other three panelists were either in or finished with grad school, and I can't imagine I was that helpful to the seminar, but the host prof summed up my advice as "take initiative and make contacts" and one of the other panelists said he was a little jealous of the internships I've had.

Dinner 6 pm—The Point Weekly staff has dinner at the university president's house every year, so I jumped in the car right after the seminar and went to a delicious meal and schmoozy conversation—super entertaining.

And I think we're caught up. The only major obligations I have on my calendar right now are a dress rehearsal tonight and a performance tomorrow night for a poetry reading/concert a professor asked me to participate in. I'm introducing William Blake and reading two poems by him right before they're sung. What a good time.

Are we at the classic problem of the dishes yet? This semester has been longer than I thought. When I began this entry a half-hour or so ago, my hands were still crinkled from washing dishes. This wouldn't be worth noting if some of the dishes had been mine. Or if this hadn't happened every week since the beginning of the semester.

Here's the thing: I tried to let the dishes sit. I did. I came home yesterday from seminar/dinner schmoozing, and there was a sinkful of dishes. I wanted to do them very much. But I restrained myself. Even when I saw the mug of tea that had molded. But I woke up this morning and blundered into the kitchen as per usual, and I could smell them. There's nothing more revolting in the morning than smelly dishes. So I did them. All of them. Except for the molded tea. I considered it for a moment, then picked it up, hesitated over the desk of my roommate, and finally plunked it down next to her computer.

How long should dishes sit? Twenty-four hours? Two days? Because at the two-day mark, I can't stop myself from doing them. At the beginning of the semester, the sinkful of dishes didn't surprise me, even when none of it was mine. Four people make a lot of dirty dishes, I reasoned. I have some spare time—why shouldn't I help my roommates out?

But then I started noticing whose dishes were whose. And I started noticing who actually did the dishes. And it became increasingly apparent that two of my four roommates made a worthy effort to keep things clean, and two of them did not. And guess which two I share a room/bathroom with? I'm fine with neither of them making an effort to clean the bathroom—I understand that I probably have a higher standard of cleanliness than they do, and that their powdery makeup on all of the flat surfaces might not bother them, that maybe they don't notice when the garbage can is overflowing, that it doesn't occur to them to disinfect one of the germier places in a house, that refilling the toilet paper isn't a priority for them.

But the dishes happen at the crossroad of our apartment. When you neglect them, you're neglecting the space of four people instead of two. And you're making it harder for them to function. And I'm more than a little offended at the discourtesy.

I don't want to be in this situation. I don't want to be the passive-aggressive roommate. I've considered email, pointed Facebook statuses, sticky notes—but I've refrained. And yet I just can't bring myself to a face-to-face confrontation. I don't want to create resentment. And I don't want to make my roommates' home hostile to them. Why should I require everyone around me to uphold my standards of cleanliness? I don't require that they work as many hours a week as I do or get the sort of grades I do. Why would I expect them to be as concerned with hygiene as I am?

But the molded tea is on her desk. And it's going to stay there.

5 comments:

Kaitlin said...

Classic problem of the dishes update: passive-aggressive email FTW!

Josh Tate said...

I loved this post.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE just ask them to sit and have a cup of coffee with you. Explain to them you would appreciate it if they would pitch in and clean up their messes and that you have enjoyed helping them in the past by cleaning their messes but since they are continuing to create messes without picking them up and putting them away they are breaking the Golden Rule....better yet, purchase a copy of the best seeling book (below)for each or just create a beautiful poster and hang it in those messy places:ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN

(a guide for Global Leadership)

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school.

These are the things I learned:
Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.
Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.
HMM, sometimes we need to return to the basics. I roomed with a gal who let her coffee mugs sit for months until all liquid evaporated. I did just as you did, set the mugs on her side of the room. She eventually cleaned them. Like mother, like daughter????

I LOVE YOU......MOM

Anonymous said...

Oops, did you catch my typo????

sarah said...

I had a similiar experience my junior year at Houghton, and ended up putting a nasty, crusty spoon that had been left in the public arena on my roommate/friends computer. On it!

(This is the only time that my Mennonite pacifist friend ever hit someone, she tells me still.)