Now being Scottish, you'd think this wouldn't be a problem for me.

In my Principles of Human Communication class, we divided into groups of four to research a country and give a comprehensive presentation on it. But, alas, I am too far removed from my lineage (though I yet bear the name) to have any acquaintance with someone who has lived in Scotland for at least fifteen years. So, if anyone reading this within the next three weeks recalls such an individual within their sphere who would be willing to e-mail me, I'd dearly appreciate contact information. You can comment below, or write me at wwjddiver@yahoo.com